After bragging about intense security to protect your freedoms, and nearly two years of planning– fans get the word that 40 federal agencies and 400 members of the Minnesota National Guard, are not enough to keep the big game safe enough for the traditional tailgating scene that takes place at similar size stadiums all season long every year:

No tailgating at the Super Bowl

COPS TO EAGLES FANS: NO TAILGATING AT SUPER BOWL

Security on hand to make sure everyone enjoys a happy, safe & fun game day:

Welcome Home Troops. Thanks for risking your ass in Iraq and Afghanistan to keep bad people from coming here to do bad things.

A Giant Flag Ritual before the game will make it all good.

 

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