BBQ Safety Crackdown-

Check out the overly dramatic intro on this video designed to prevent backyard mayhem-


Worst case scenarios of fireworks abuse may result in severe injuries and property damage-

Stray bullet in Belfair wrecking yard ignites 2 cities’ worth of fireworks


First responders forced to pose at dumbed-down fireworks safety photo-op-


Family thrown into instant war zone-


Lit firecrackers in your pants at 0:21

If the video demonstrated the most dangerous things we could do with a gallon of gas- would that mean we should stay away from gasoline?


Lesson- Don’t duct tape an M-80 to your hand. Don’t stiffen your body and hold it over an aerial device for an extended period of time-


Scare tactic video featuring a simulated human head- held for an extended period of time over a fountain.

No option or possibility that fireworks might be used responsibly. All risk taking is bad- guaranteed to result in worst case scenarios.

Dr. Poindexter recommends attending professional shows only. There is no possibility that your family could safely use fireworks- got it?


Expect more injuries, death and maiming-


Setting off firecrackers on the ground sends a convincing message of doom-


Don’t do this-


Blowing up your own watermelon could be deadly-


Use glow sticks-


Bonus retro page I created a couple years ago here.


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Photo- Summer sunset at Fort Flagler